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Here it is, the book you've been longing for... The ULTIMATE "Yo' Mama" Joke Book! Includes: Over 250 Yo' Mama Jokes Brand-New Jokes by Guy A. De Marco Get the upper hand in a Yo' Mama Joke contest Rule the playground (or water cooler, if you're an older kid) Alarm people around you as you laugh out loud Spew drinks from your nose at passers-byGet your copy today!
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The bestselling chronicler of human stupidity shares tales of unruly passengers, dumb drivers, and the people who put the "loco" in locomotive . . .
New York Times-bestselling author Leland Gregory presents a riotous collection of the unbelievably bizarre events and behavior that result when people strap themselves in for a ride. Gregory, who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity's stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics,...
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Over 1,000 jokes that are so bad they're great!
Get ready to watch for the eye roll! There’s nothing dads and corny joke-tellers love more than a good, clean, marginally funny joke. Add in some classic bathroom humor, and you have a winner! This collection of groan-worthy jokes gives cringe-loving comedians enough material to embarrass—well, everyone—for years to come (while maybe getting a chuckle or two). Whether you’re stockpiling side-splitters...
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Cоnѕріrасу Theory Jоkеѕ аnd Rіddlеѕ Wеlсоmе to thе intriguing аnd оftеn реrрlеxіng wоrld of соnѕріrасу theory jоkеѕ аnd rіddlеѕ. In thіѕ captivating realm, еnіgmаѕ and оddіtіеѕ, secrets аnd ѕuѕрісіоnѕ, аrе mеt with thе dеlіghtful аrt of humоr. Aѕ wе embark оn thіѕ jоurnеу, wе invite уоu to рut оn уоur tіnfоіl hаt, adjust your ѕurvеіllаnсе camera, аnd join...
26) The Bitch in the House: 26 Women Tell the Truth About Sex, Solitude, Work, Motherhood, and Marriage
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"The writing is superb: smart, sassy and honest–oh, are they honest...in this must–read for every woman." - Booklist
"What a book, for men and women both. There is no bitterness here, only the eloquence of honesty." - Elizabeth Strout, author of Amy and Isabelle
"THE BITCH IN THE HOUSE is… smart, funny, wise, honest, and very probably…the story of your life." - Cynthia Kaplan, author of Why I'm Like This
"I devoured these essays, and took...
27) Blurbs
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What makes you a real writer? When some hapless hack asks you to write a blurb for their book. Ha! Suckers! With that in mind, David Macpherson must be a real writer. He wrote a lot of blurbs. He promises that he only read a quarter of the books he blurbed. He apologizes to the Union of Amalgamated Blurb Writers for reading as much as he did. He will strive to improve. With that said, he had a book due this month and decided the easiest thing to...
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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
The Vicious Ones
I was attacked viciously
By those women,
Of course, it's very hard for them
To attack me on looks,
Because I'm so good looking.
But I was attacked very viciously
By those women.
-August 9, 2015,...
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"An authentic American genius. . . . Mr. Thurber belongs in the great lines of American humorists that includes Mark Twain and Ring Lardner." -Philadelphia Inquirer
James Thurber's unique ability to convey the vagaries of life in a funny, witty, and often satirical way earned him accolades as one of the finest humorists of the twentieth century. A bestseller upon its initial publication in 1945, The Thurber Carnival captures the depth of his talent...
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Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros
Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to:
• Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).
• Conceal...
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A masterwork of literary parody about a suburban Samaritan and the poet he seeks to inspire After the wild adventures of Comfort Me with Apples, Chick Swallow has found domestic peace in Decency, Connecticut, accepting his fate as a middle-class husband and father and the author of an advice column in the local newspaper. His hard-won contentment is about to disappear like warm water down a bathtub drain, however, when fate intervenes to reunite our...
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Crack up or cry, Kansas GenExistential will take you on a ride! Have some snacks handy-and your hand fan if you're in menopause-because you'll be reading this book all at once.Humor Form EssaysInsightful and hilarious, Amber Fraley will keep you on the edge of your chair with this collection of frequently irreverent, sometimes heartfelt, essays about growing up a GenXer in the Midwest. In the style of David Sedaris, Carnival Snackery and Nora McInerney,...
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From Troy to orcs to burglary,King Arthur's sword to blasphemy,A necromancer's dating life,A hero's existential strife,A mage who walks her world alone,The poems vary, form and tone,There's humour, wanking, blood and gore,A sonnet, villanelle, and more,If rhymes won't please you, nothing will,So sneak inside and loot your fill.
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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State. From strange Texas laws and the history of Dr. Pepper to "Texas Talk" (in which a "turd floater" is a heavy downpour) and final-meal requests by death row inmates, Kinky Friedman, "the oldest living Jew in Texas...
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect book for students or anyone, who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students, who faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise...
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Who is Ted L. Nancy?
He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who wants to gamble at a casino in his lucky shrimp outfit...
He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"...
He's a stage actor who only travels while dressed as a stick of butter...
He is, in reality, a twisted prankster-a supremely off-kilter alter ego who sends patently ridiculous letters to corporate honchos, entertainment conglomerates, national publications, politicians,...
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Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the wonderful world of words! You've learned the basics-from apple to zebra-but what about all those mysterious new terms you've heard the grown-ups whispering when you were supposed to be tucked up snugly in bed?
What makes Mommy so bitter? Where does Daddy conceal the door to his secret S&M dungeon? And why is everyone laughing about Grandma's latest delusion?
My First Dictionary answers these questions, and...
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A wry memoir of innocence, perplexity, and growing up as a white girl in a (very slowly) changing South.
Based on her perspective as a smart-mouthed, unreasonably optimistic white girl growing up in Cloverdale, a genteel and neatly landscaped neighborhood of Montgomery, Alabama, in the late 1950s and early 1960s, Kathie Farnell recounts those decades when Montgomery's social order was slowly, very slowly, changing. Normandale Shopping Center had...
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Embark on an exhilarating journey through the storied legacy of one of the NHL's Original Six teams with "Detroit Red Wings Epic History." This compelling book offers fans an unprecedented glimpse into the rich history and triumphant moments of the Detroit Red Wings. Packed with fun facts and intriguing trivia, it's a treasure trove for both die-hard supporters and new fans alike.Uncover the untold stories and hidden gems that have shaped the Red...
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